Wan Burger, The Best Burger Stall in Sarikei!

It’s been a while since I posted anything on food,  if you have noticed. Ehem, yes, I did post other stuffs aside from politics. I posted on how to make your own fried popiah, how to fry a nice, delicious looking crispy fried chicken, my slimy experience, cooking simple home food etc. before. Well you can always hop over to Suituapui‘s blog – …Still crazy over food after all this years! for his food posts.

I stopped writing food post after hearing a comment from NH. But today, I’ll make an exception to promote the best burger stall in Sarikei – Wan Burger!

Live For You

Shen Mu Yu Tong (Y2J) – Wei Ni Er Huo

kan sheng ming xiang zhen feng
bao bu zhu de tong suo yi jin wo shuang shuo
tai qi tou na liu xing ban de xiao rong
zhi bu guo zhui luo zai xin zhong

tian kong hui lie feng wo jian tou
tian shang de ai na me jiu
jiu bu pa pang tuo
yong yan lei qing he kua guo le
jian xin zhe yi shan men hou
zhen de you tian guo

wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
wei le ai wo hui cheng dao zui huo
dang shi jie dou wu you shou zhu ni de ren shi wo
wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
shang hen zai shen xin wu fa hua po
gen ming yun zai ni liu jiu suan cuo le
ye bu tui hou wo

bu shan duo zai jing ji bian bu zhong
na shang kou hui kai chu hua duo

tian kong hui lie feng wo jian tou
tian shang de ai na me jiu
jiu bu pa pang tuo
yong yan lei qing he kua guo le
jian xin zhe yi shan men hou
zhen de you tian guo

wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
wei le ai wo hui cheng dao zui huo
dang shi jie dou wu you shou zhu ni de ren shi wo
wei le ni er huo wei le ni er meng
shang hen zai shen xin wu fa hua po
gen ming yun zai ni liu jiu suan cuo le
ye bu tui hou wo

ps: Just to let you guys know, I am still alive and rocking hard! Still tired from the short trip to KL and Sungai Petani, Kedah. Met many wonderful people. Love you guys.

pss:  This tag is a very simple, and quite fun to do.  Some of you already been tagged in Facebook by me, so you can just skip this. The rest, if you have NBTD, let’s get down to business. Nasty. Brutal truth. Bring it on!

1. Where you and I met?

2. How long have you known me?

3. The last time we saw each other?

4. Your first impression of me upon meeting/seeing me?

5. Am I funny?

6. What’s my favorite music?

7. Choose 5 words that describe me the most .

8. Have you ever hugged me?

9. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?

10. Tell me 1 of my weakness ?

11. Where do you think I will be in 25 years?

12. What is the most memorable event that spent with me, you can never forget?

13. Will you re-post this so I can fill this out for you?

pss: Laziest post ever. Less than 2 min to publish. 

A peek inside Najib’s subconcious mind..

Today we are going to learn about ‘Freudian Slip’.

A Freudian slip, or parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that is believed to be caused by the unconscious mind.

As a common pun goes, “A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing, but you say another.”

Trim the hair and sit on me…

Today, I am going to blog something out of ordinary. I cannot take it anymore. I must blog about this. This post may offend some of you, but for the greater good and to save the world from further degradation, I have no choice but to sacrifice myself by putting my worthless head on the chopping board.

Silverchair aka Kerusi Perak – Suicidal Dream, Stomp the frog!

If you are thinking I am going to write about politics just by reading the title, you are wrong..

I am walking down the memory lane! Friends and I were talking about ehem.. how it is a suicidal move for any component party from BN to accept any of the toads.. then suddenly of to talking about suicidal dreams..

Suicidal Dream by Silverchair

I dream about, how it’s going to end,
Approaching me quickly,
Leaving a life of fear,
I only want my mind to be clear,
People, making fun of me,
For no reason but jealousy,
I fantasise about my death,
I’ll kill myself from holding my breath,

My suicidal dream,
Voices telling me what to do,
My suicidal dream,
I’m sure you will get yours too,

Help me, comfort me,
Stop me from feeling what I’m feeling now,
The rope is here,
Now I’ll find a use,
I’ll kill myself,
I’ll put my head in a noose,

My suicidal dream,
Voices telling me what to do,
My suicidal dream,
I’m sure you will get yours too,

Dreamin’ about my death, dream,
Suicidal, suicidal, suicidal dream,
I’m suicidal,
Suicidal dream.

Nakpe kate ko ye…

You guys probably watched Bee End Downfall Parody already. Little that I know some UNIMAS students made a parody of Sembilu 2005 before. (Or so they claimed) Damn this video is hillarious! Well, provided you understand the language. It is in Bahasa Melayu Sarawak.

Let me teach you some of the words in Bahasa Melayu Sarawak, so you can put it to good use later. Just that day Aeropama and Noktah Hitam said they had no freaking idea what Nono and I were talking about in the comment box when we started to chat in Bahasa Sarawak.

Altantuya murder case: Abdul Razak Baginda acquitted. Surprise? Nope.

Abdul Razak Baginda acquitted
S Pathmawathy | Oct 31, 08 10:00am

The Shah Alam High Court today acquitted political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda of abetting the alleged murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu.

Justice Mohd Zaki Md Yasin ruled that the prosecution failed to prove a prima facie case against Abdul Razak.

The court however ordered Chief Inspector Azilah Hadri, 32 and Corporal Sirul Azha Umar, 37, who are members of the Special Action Force (UTK), to enter their defence to the charge of murder.

Both decided to testify under oath. They will be taking the stand on Nov 10.

The prosecution is expected to file an appeal against Abdul Razak’s acquittal.

Altantuya was allegedly shot before her body was blown up with explosives two years ago.

Azilah and Sirul are jointly charged with murdering Altantuya, 28, at a location between Lot 12843 and Lot 16735 in Mukim Bukit Raja, Selangor between 10am on Oct 19, 2006 and 1am the following day.

Abdul Razak Baginda, 47, was charged with abetting them. He is a known confidante of Deputy Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak, having worked on government arms procurement projects while the latter was defence minister.

The prosecution closed its case against the trio on June 23 after 151 days of testimony from 84 witnesses.

An elated Abdul Razak left the court with his wife and daughter at about 10.10am.

Refusing to address the journalists who cornered him, Abdul Razak merely said: “I just want to go home”.

(Source: Malaysiakini)

Why I am not surprised? The outcome of this case, already predicted by many before the court reached its verdict. Sceptics couldn’t help but to think that the whole thing is nothing but a well written script, with spoilers for each episodes and ending easily available for ‘early screening’.

Kiss ME!

I love this song very much. It was played on the famous teen drama Dawson’s Creek before, one of my favourite drama back then. Well I watched the drama because of Katie Holmes, hehe! The song also featured in the movie She’s All That, and I was crazy over Rachael Leigh Cook at that time. Remember Rockafeller Skank – Fatboy Slim? I first heard of the song in that movie.

“Right about now, the funk soul brother. Check it out now, the funk soul brother”

Ahaks!

Kiss Me – Sixpence None The Richer

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

[Chorus:]
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing em upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We’ll take the trail marked on your father’s map

It is fun checking out the keywords people searched to come to your blog.. Just a fraction of the compilation I did…

Singapore arrived from sg.search.yahoo.comon “Entri Merapu Syiok Sendiri.. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for ubat kuat tahan lama

Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan arrived from google.com.my on “Merdeka ‘crabby’ dinner and walking away | The Flaccid Mind” by searching forgay sarikei 

Brisbane, Queensland arrived from google.com on “Balls and Boobs Talk: Ultimate guide to gravity defying balls, both genders included. | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for gravity defying boobs.

Sungai Petani, Kedah arrived from google.com.my on “Soalan bocor kertas karangan Bahasa Melayu Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) 2009 | The Flaccid Mind” by searching for aku rogol amoi.

Now, which one of you searched the keywords above? Own up now! ROTFLSMDL!! 

ps: This post has nothing to do with previous post. Coincidences are plenty, especially in this blog. *wink!*

pss: My jaw is hurting… from chewing too much chewing gums..

Selamat Hari Raya dan Maaf Zahir Batin.

I will like to take this opportunity to wish all my Muslim friends in advance, especially my blogging comrades- Noktah Hitam, |1f34|-|1r3, Aeropama.com aka Syam, KNizam, Nono, Aisyah Rozi, Elyda, Fara and those reading The Flaccid Mind (che wahhhhh!!)..

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri and Maaf Zahir Batin. Eid mubarak!

Wish all and your family a blessed Raya and may this season bring joy and laughter and don’t forget the unfortunate ones. May all the goods things come this year for everyone.

To my non Muslim friends..

Happy Holiday!

Ku Pohon Restu Ayah Bonda by Al Jawaher, one of the most ‘syahdu tangkap leleh’ Raya song, besides the ever popular Dendang Perantau by P. Ramlee and Dari Jauh Ku Pohon Maaf by Sudirman.

Lastly, a community message brought to you by a responsible blogger..

Please drive safely and be alert on the roads.

I need you to stay in one piece to continue reading and commenting on my blog 😛 It is boring for me to read my own shits..

ps: I am taking a short break from blogging during this Raya holiday and I will back in my hometown, Sarikei. After Raya holiday, I will need to pack my things and go back to KL again. Work assignment in Kuching has come to an end, so this holiday I will make sure I eat enough Mee Kolok, Laksa Sarawak, Kampua and other Sarawak delicacies for me to last long enough in KL without craving and of course, to spend more time with my loved ones – family, friends, girlfriend. Adios people!

Bee End Downfall Parody

You must watch this!!!!! A must not miss parody!!

It is a parody of  ehem.. a certain infamous Malaysian politician with his ‘buddies’. It parodies Hitler’s downfall in the movie Downfall (German: Der Untergang).

Downfall (German: Der Untergang) is a 2004 German / Austrian drama film depicting the final twelve days of Adolf Hitler in his Berlin bunker and Nazi Germany in 1945, directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel, written by Bernd Eichinger, and based upon the books: Inside Hitler’s Bunker, by historian Joachim Fest; portions of Albert Speer’s memoirs; the memoirs of Traudl Junge, one of Hitler’s secretaries; Hitler’s Last Days: An Eye-Witness Account, by Gerhardt Boldt; doctor Ernst-Günther Schenck’s memoirs; and the memoirs of Siegfried Knappe.

(Wikipedia)

Have fun guessing who is who in the parody NYAHAHAHAHA!

(Source: Bee End Downfall Parody)

I am laughing with tears running down my cheeks.. This is so funny!! Even funnier if you watched the movie before, which I did. I love German movies, especially war movies. I watched Das Boot (German for The Boat/Submarine) before, another awesome movie. You should watch it