Political Joke #1

I know the current political situation in this country is not funny. Well, it is kinda funny, but it is not funny enough to laugh. I am going to share some jokes today, we need to laugh more at this trying times.

Joke 1:

Cannibal Head Hunter

A cannibal-head hunter was walking through the Sarawak jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal-head hunter.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

1) Any Tourist: RM 5.00

2) Broiled Korean Missionary: RM 10.00

3) Fried American Explorer: RM 15.00

4) Grilled and baked UMNO minister: RM 100.00

The cannibal-head hunter called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a big price difference for the Umno minister’ head?’

The cook replied, ‘Have you ever tried to clean one?

They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning to prepare it.

Lazy Friday… UP TO YOU LAH!!

Lazy.

Lazy Friday.

Friday is lazy-tive.

Sounds familiar? Guys, don’t be a pussy, make your decision and stick to it. Tell you what, best thing to say is make it clear what you want to eat.

I want to eat <insert what you want to eat here>. What? You don’t want? Nevermind. <choose sentence from below>

1. You can watch me eat.

2. You can tapao/bungkus (take away) bun/sandwich/biscuit later. Don’t eat too much. You are on diet, remember??

3. I am too lazy to think and write anymore. It’s Friday. Screw yourself.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Disclaimer: Use above half baked advice at your own discretion.

Trim the hair and sit on me…

Today, I am going to blog something out of ordinary. I cannot take it anymore. I must blog about this. This post may offend some of you, but for the greater good and to save the world from further degradation, I have no choice but to sacrifice myself by putting my worthless head on the chopping board.

I’m not a boy…not yet a man..

Ever wonder why some blogs are so popular?

Well, according to ‘reliable sources’, this is because they write ehem… femininely. These bloggers ooze feminine aura, attracting male and female readers, just like how Danielliew.com put it ‘woman attracts’. Same theory why there are many female pageants but no male pageants haha! Who wants to watch male pageants anyway? Not me..

Toughest Tag I Did So Far – ‘Killer Love’ Tag

Lochoe started this killer tag, and the general response from those who did this tag, it’s a F-damn-tough tag to do. This tag is hard to do, especially if you have strings attached (read: in a relationship, married) Another reason is, it requires digging the past (sometimes it can be painful) and having a lot of courage, honesty and truthfulness to complete this tag. Put it this way, there are things we want to forget, and there are things we want to keep to ourselves, right? (and hidden from the rest, forever?)

So, Syam of Aeropama.com tagged me because he spent 4 torturing hours to complete his ‘story’ and he wants me to endure such pain as well. Fine, let me try my very best.

Running away..

I am taking a hiatus from politics…

Because…

I am tired…

I am extremely disgusted…

I am sick of the whole idiotic affairs…

So I am running away with my new toy…

Vroom!! Vroom!!

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